God of this city

Now that we are back in the US of A it is time to do a little of DR08 in L-town. I am challenged to share with our community the good news of Jesus Christ. May God use the E85 FUEL mission team to impact our city.

E85 FUEL, what does it mean? E = evangelism team; 85 = well the only thing I can think of is that we “partying like it were 1985”,  have our sights on the eternal as in “back to the future”, and are cheepy-cheepy like biofuel; FUEL = our student ministries. Quirky, I know.

nickname

What is in a nickname? A nickname is sometimes considered desirable, symbolising a form of acceptance, but can often be a form of ridicule. I have had my fair share of nicknames over the years. Some I enjoy, some are annoying, some are not worth repeating, and some are fighting words. Some of my most revered nicknames are:

tweedy [what ma called me as an infant because i had a big head and little hair]

Juice [what my ma and college girls called me]

JT [not after Justin Timberlake, but close friends who knew my middle name]

Hutts / Huttshead / Huttsinski / Huttsy / Huttster

Hut-hut-hutts [my 5th grade teacher Mr. Miller]

Hutts-is-nutts [dubbed Dave K.]

knuckle head [dubbed by Eric B.]

snuggle bear [what all the girls in high school called me] 

moco [means “booger” in Spanish, dubbed by my chilean sister]

PJ [aka: pastor Justin]

peej [aka PJ]

padawan [pastor Kenny’s longtime name for me the newbie pastor]

the polish sausage [pastor Kenny’s newest name, which compliments my heritage]

earthquake

This morning I awoke from my dreams to the shaking of my bed. I have never felt this sensation before. I went back to bed. It wasn’t until the morning that I realized from the news we had experienced an earthquake. In Indiana? You think of California or India, but not the Midwest.

The U.S. Geologic Survey reported that the first earthquake had a magnitude of 5.2 and shook for about 15 seconds as the temblor rumbled at about 5:37 a.m. The quake was centered about 40 miles north of Evansville, IN., along the Wabash Valley Fault Zone, which is north of the well-known New Madrid fault area. An aftershock came about 11:30am while I was in the office.

How cool? And what power!!

bearing the scars

I went to the doctor today. It has been over a week since I had fractured my nose. My visit with the doc lasted only 5 minutes. No, he didn’t fix much in that time. He only told me what my options were. As the doctor put it my nose has had a lot of “trama” over my life time [fracturing it now for the 5th time]. He said that I have broke it too many times just to crack it back in place. The only option I would have to fix it would be to do a complete top to bottom overhaul. In other words, plastic surgery. There is no way. I am not into this. I am sure the cost and pain would be outrageous. I suppose I will settle for the other option…to live with a crooked and bumpy nose. Not that it wasn’t crooked before!?
 
I remember what my nose doctor, Rocky [fitting name for a nose doc], in high school said, “Your nose makes you, you!? He is right. My already deformed nose has character… at least I need to keep telling myself that. Over the pst couple of weeks I have been working on a beard. Its my first time, and no pun intended it’s really growing on me. The beard is a good distraction from the nose.
 
It’s just one more thing to look forward to when I get to heaven someday. A new nose. As Jesus bears the scars of sin on His hands and feet, I bear them on my shnoze.
 
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broken nose #5

100_2723.jpgIt was New Years Eve in the back lot of the church we had our first ever old men vs. young men football game. The field was perfect. Soggy and muddy. The teams were recruited ahead of time. The young men had an air of we-can-out-run-these-guys and the old men had an air of with-age-comes-experience.

The game became kind of lopsided with the old men taking the advantage behind their veteran QB, Pete Sr. I play defense mostly, trying to strip the flags from their belts and potential TD’s from their score. For the most part I did okay. Until Kyle Miller took the ball. Kyle Miller has thighs like a tree trunk, but cannot cut East to

West in the mucky terrain. Pastor Kenny and I were going after him at the same time. I reached for Kyle’s flag and snatched it out. I fell in the process right into Pastor K’s knee. CRACK. I knew it right away. It was broken. My nose didn’t bleed  much nor did it hurt all that bad, but it was most certainly bent. Pastor K later took me to the ER in our muddy clothes. I have been down this road 4 other times:

1. baseball (chop hit to the face)

2. softball (flyball blocked by another glove)

3. frisbee (run in between 2 throwers)

4. basketball (elbow in the box)

5. football

So breaking the nose is nothing new. I suppose this Polish shnoze of mine is sort of like a magnet. I needs a little stick that says, “Caution, danger, will break if touched.”

I go to the doc next week to get it worked on. Been there before too. Hopefully this time they will make it a little straighter.

Oh, and the old guys won!

eulogy: dead by sled

I almost died yesterday. Okay, not really. I went sledding with some friends from church at Slatter Hill. The conditions were supreme. The snow was packed, the air was cold, and the orange-deer sleds were dominating the competition on the hill. For real, no sleds could challenge our speed.

Risking my life for the glory of the day I borrow a little kids can of Pam cooking spray. I lathered my sled up in buttery goodness and dared to conquer the slope. A few butterflies entered my stomach. My pride was at stake. I got into my sled and took the street-luge position. Pete gave a quick push and I was off.

My eyes were watering because of the speed. My bowls were about to explode in my snowpants. I was rocketing towards the road. I couldnt bail. Only chickens bail. I reached the bottom of the hill, but I had such great speed that I launched over the road rear the Purdue soccer field fence. The sled stopped. For a moment I basked in the glory!

TOP 10 LIST: you have been coming to FUEL a long time when…

10. You hear a whiner and your first thought is, “WHAA!”
9. You have a collection of blue pens at home you forget to bring back the next week.
8. You have enough take home papers and blank notes sheets to replentish the Amazon Forest.
7. You bring your own hat on your birthday.
6. You have pit stains on your black FUEL t-shirt.
5. You know what the acrostics FUEL, SNAC, GOSPEL stand for among many others.
4. You can do all the motions to “Every Move I Make” backwards.
3. Your favorite game is HUWA, and you try to teach it to others outside of FUEL and you wonder why they look at you weird.
2. You have been practicing since February for the annual ReFUEL Retreat t Un-Talent Show.
1. You catch yourself saying, “Eh?” every now and then.

bambi

On Thursday night I was driving to some friends. On the way out frolicked a little deer onto the road. It was as if my car was a deer magnet! It hit my car hood and became instant venison before I could even slam on my breaks or swerve. Sorry all you animal lovers. So now I have a deer shaped dent on my car hood.

 

Some say I should get a new car…ha! Get rid of that station wagon are you crazy-sick? I just think this might be a good opportunity to pimp my ride! Yeah, maybe I’ll get a new hood with some exhaust scoops…and then some spinners for my dubs or subs with some kickin’ bass. Okay, maybe not!?

 

Anyone up for some deer jerky?

 

The History of Huttsinski

3 generations ago my Polish Great Dziadzia (Gramps) and Babcia (Grandma) stepped off the boat from Poland into a new land. They took the train and settled in Milwaukee because it looked a lot like home (Warsaw area), but had a hopeful future because of the prosperous factory jobs.
 
At Ellis Island they were forced to change their names from Hutzinski to Hutts. I have grown to be proud of my Polish (and German) roots. I still remember spending time with Babcia Stella and my German great-grandma Alice. They would tell wonderful stories about life in another world.JUSTIN
 
You know you’re Polish-American if.. 
-You come from Chicago, Buffalo, Cleveland, Pittsburgh, Hamtramck, or Milwaukee. 
-There is a large church called “Saint Alphonsis’,” “Saint Hedwig’s,” or “Saint Casimir’s” within one block of your childhood home.
Your knowledge of the Polish language is limited to ‘quirky’ words (e.g., dupa, gowno, gatki, etc), names for food (e.g., pierogi, kapusta, etc), and toasts (e.g., na zdrowie, sto lat, etc). 
You occasionally add the suffix “-ski” to English words for no apparent reason (e.g., “I’m gonna go put the car-ski in the garage-ski”). 
You call your grandma “babcia” or “busia” and your grandpa “dziadzia.”
-You know how to dance the polka, but you only do it at weddings. 
-You have one grandma that wears a babushka and galoshes every single day of the year and another grandma that wears a lot of chintzy jewelry and too much make-up. 
-You have a grandma who occasionally kills animals and uses every single part of their carcasses to make sausages, soups, dumplings, etc. 
You know more Polish jokes than all of your non
-Polish friends combined.
You have at least one uncle named “Stan,” “Stas,” “Casey” “Al,” or “Joe.” 
You have at least one relative who works, or used to work, in a steel mill. 
Your relatives exhibit fanatical devotion to local sports teams (e.g., Packers, Badgers, etc.)
Your grandma has a shrine in her broom closet complete with votive candles and a picture of the “Black Madonna of Czestochowa.”
Your parents have at least one crucifix or religious picture mounted on a wall in their house with palms tucked behind it. 
-Your grandpa and other older men in the family habitually kiss women’s hands. 
-You regularly attend Friday fish fries, harvest festivals, parish carnivals, and/or bingo. 
You like to put sour cream and horseradish on everything you eat. 
Your family likes to play card games like hearts and sheep’s-head, and this often culminates in full-scale brawls. 
You always prefer rye bread to white or wheat. 
Your dad has forced you to eat horseradish, claiming that it will “put hair on your chest” (even if you’re a female!). 
-People in your family have their wedding receptions at places called “Polish Legion Hall,” “Sacred Heart Center,” etc. 
You know the words to “Sto Lat” and sing it at birthday parties.
-You’ve waited in line at a church or bakery to buy pierogi….  we make our own pierogi!
Words like kiszka, kielbasa, and kolaczki actually mean something to you.
You know the difference between Czechs, Slovaks, and Slovenes, and you think they’re all inferior to Poles despite the numerous glaring similarities.You actually know who Kosciusko and Pulaski are, and why they’re important. 
You mention Nicholas Copernicus, Frederic Chopin, or Marie Curie (no, she’s not French) whenever people accuse Poles of being stupid. 
-You have at least one relative who plays the accordion.  
You’re either completely overdressed or completely underdressed for every occasion.
-[If you’re a woman], you wear make-up at all times – even if it’s 90 degrees outside and you’re 88 years old. 
You make or are forced to listen to unnecessary speeches before proceeding with any group event. 
You like corny expressions, puns, and/or stupid, infantile jokes. 
-You have a potato-shaped face, a huge dupa, and/or a ‘Polish nose.’
[If you’re a male], you’re either as hairy as an ape or as hairless as a baby gerbil.
-[If you’re a male], you have a mammoth gut and legs as thin as sticks. 
-[If you’re an older male], you have an exceptionally large, Stalin-esque mustache and/or an affinity for gaudy jewelry (e.g., pinkie rings, ‘miraculous’ medals, etc). 
Your family bickers constantly.-You have at least one bar in your house – usually in the basement.
-Your front yard is filled with lawn ornaments – (e.g., pink flamingos, jockey, Mary in the half shell, etc.)
-You have relatives who are priests and nuns.
You collect “prayer cards” from funerals.
-You add a possessive “apostrophe s” to the name of EVERY business (e.g., Burger King’s, Blockbuster’s, etc).
You or someone in your family owns at least one beat up, highly outdated Dodge (e.g., Aries, Aspen, Dart, Shadow, etc) or Plymouth (e.g., Acclaim, Reliant, Sundance, Volare, etc). 
-Your family owns a deli, bakery, sports bar, or funeral parlor (you know, to serve all the people who eat sausage and kolaczki!).  
You’re haven’t been a practicing Catholic for years but everyone in your family insists that it’s “just a phase.” 
You generally talk too much. 
-You listen to polka music and other “ethnic programming” on the radio.
You cross yourself whenever you are shocked or disgusted.
You honestly believe that Poles are the brightest, most beautiful people in the whole world. 
People often have trouble pronouncing your last name. 
-You know that “head cheese” isn’t really cheese.
You like, or know people who like, pickled pig’s feet and raw herrings in sour cream. 
-Your family is so loyal that even a second cousin would take a bullet for you.  
You typically insist on doing simple, routine tasks in the most difficult, time-consuming manner possible
You always point out that names ending in “-sky” are Russian, not Polish. 
You make fun of everything you see on TV, but this doesn’t stop you from watching it for 8 hours straight every night. 
Your family has 7 or 8 meals on major holidays and they always bake way too many desserts!

my new names

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & street you grew up on) 
Budo Roberts
2. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your middle name) 
J Tho
4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal) 
Sage Retriever
5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born) 
Thomas Milwaukee
6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 2 letters of mom’s maiden) 
Hutjoro
7. SUPERHERO NAME: (“The”, your favorite color, favorite drink) 
The Sage Dew 
8. NASCAR NAME: (the first name of your grandfathers) 
Ronald Dale
9. FUTURISTIC NAME: ( the name of your favorite perfume/cologne, the name of your favorite shoe brand) 
Polo Steve Madden
10.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father’s middle name ) 
Keven Ann

 

Remember the Crocodile Hunter

Steve Irwin, lovingly known as the Crocodile Hunter, died on Monday doing what he loved; capturing wildlife on film in its own demain. 
 
While filming Stingrays in the Great Barrier Reef, Steve Irwin was slashed through the heart by one of the posionous barbs on a Stringray’s tail. He was paralized instantly and died later that day, leaving a loving wife and two children behind.
 
If you ever watched The Crocodile Hunter, you’d know what an impact that Steve has made on the past decade of research. He bravely went where no man has gone, and he has done milestones in zoology and other forms of science.
 
My favorite episode was when he was boating in a Croc infested swamp at night. His wife was clocked by a tree branch and fell into the swamp. Steve immediately yelled, “My wifey” and dove into save her. Surrounded by bobbing Croc eyes he pulled her into safety. What a guy!
 
Kids, teens and adults alike will join in their mourning of this great, charismatic Australian.
 
Remember Steve Irwin (the Chuck Norris of the Wild), loved by all. Remember our Crocodile Hunter. 

 

hornets

hornets are nasssssty.
 
I was mowing my law the other day, when I ran into my clothes line. All rattled and ticked a swarm of hornets came barrelling after me. [Oh, to be a neighbor peaking through a window.] I cartoon stepped accross the yard flalling my arms and screaming like a little girl. My glasses flew 20 feet west and my walkman flew 30 feet south. One stinkin hornet bit me in the ear and now it looks like I have a giant red frisbee hanging off the side of my face.
 
I’ll teach those stupid hornets. Any ideas?

 

nosebody nose?

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Who Nose?

  1. Obvious:  Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
  2. Meteorological:  Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow.
  3. Fashionable:  You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like … Wyoming.
  4. Personal:  Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
  5. Punctual:  Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
  6. Envious:  Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
  7. Philosophical:   You know. It’s not the size of a nose thats important. It’s what’s in it that matters.
  8. Humorous:  Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
  9. Commercial:  Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
  10. Polite:  Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
  11. Melodic:  Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”
  12. Sympathetic:  Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
  13. Complememtary:  You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
  14. Scientific:  Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
  15. Obscure:  Oh, I’d hate to see the grindstone.
  16. Inquiry:  When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
  17. French:  Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
  18. Religious:  The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He.
  19. Disgusting:  Say, who mows your nose hair.
  20. Aromatic:  It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee … in Brazil.

By: Steve Martin (Roxanne) 
 
My own…
Geographical: His nose was so big it had its own Zip Code!
AMPlified: Her nose is so big she inhales with an echo!
Superstar: So you rent it out to michael jackson on the weekends?
Athletic: The bigger it is the faster it runs.
Convenience: his nose so big he needs mirrors to see around it   
Sporting: his nose so big that people could go Bowling with his Boogers 
Fairytale: his nose is so big, he makes pinnochio jealous.

My Adventures with Flat Stanley

flat-stanley-at-desk.jpg A few weeks ago I got a letter from my little siter Olivia. She is 6 and enjoying her second semester of kindergarden. The letter included a message from Flat Stanely, a book they read in class. I was to journal and send back a day in my life with Flat…I had a great day with Flat Stanley. I am so glad to have met this new friend.

In the morning, Flat and I went to the bank in West Lafayette. On our way we passed through Purdue University campus where about 40,000 students study mostly farming and engineering. It is a really big place. Many famous people studied here like Neil Armstrong and Amelia Earhart. Of course, I didn’t go to Purdue, but graduated from a college in West Virginia a few years ago.

After going to the bank we drove to my office. On our way to the office we drove through Prophetstown. This is a very historical town where the Battle of Tippecanoe took place in 1811. General William Henry Harrison fought against a group of Indians led by Tecumseh and his brother the Prophet. Many people lost their lives there. Today there is a really neat museum and park to visit.

flat-stanley-being-counselled.jpgThe town next to Prophetstown is Battle Ground, which is where I live and work. I work at Battle Ground Bible Church. I am the assistant pastor and youth director of the church. I teach, counsel and plan a lot of events for our teenagers. We just got back from  our Winter Retreat last weekend, even though there was no snow it was a blast. It is a lot of fun to meet with teenagers everyday. Like today we met  Will and Joe. During the day Flat helped me answer the phone, check emails and prepare for the week. We got a lot done and Flat was a good boy! 

 

IN-diana

I love my new home too…Indiana. Here is a few random things I love about INdiana: fresh corn on the cob, BGBC, bruno’s pizza, flatness, being a Hoosier (what is a Hoosier anyways?), indiana beach, the dunes, camp shakamak, FUEL, fiddlers gathering, Lafayette…the stop-light capital of the world, Tippecannoe, Gen. Harrison, Wild Cat Creek, elephant ears, midwestern pride, Indiana farmers feed the world, a little warmer than Wisconsin, Rrrrrrrohrrrrrmans!, my home, the church, the youth group, my church family, new friends

WisCOWsin

Things I miss about WISCONSIN…cheese curds, frozen custard, frozen tundra, green bay packers, badgers, hunting in presque isle, swimming and fishing on lake alma, my mom and dad, the lil’ squirts (aka…the sibs), deep snow, sledding down military road hill, skiing down rib mountain, noah’s ark water park, mosinee–the armpit of WI, schmidts sporting goods, WBC, the homies, lee’s chicken, ol’ greendale, waaaaauuuusssaaaaaauuuuu, fleet farm (aka…the mens mall), orvil and wilbur, sven and jorge, bloody and broken noses!?, and so much more…I have been lots of places and everywhere I have been has been home, but nothin’ close to the Holy Land known as Wisconsin.