Obvious: Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow.
Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like … Wyoming.
Personal: Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
Punctual: Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
Envious: Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
Philosophical: You know. It’s not the size of a nose thats important. It’s what’s in it that matters.
Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
Commercial: Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
Polite: Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
Melodic: Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”
Sympathetic: Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
Complememtary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
Obscure: Oh, I’d hate to see the grindstone.
Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
Religious: The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He.
Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair.
Aromatic: It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee … in Brazil.
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Geographical: His nose was so big it had its own Zip Code!
AMPlified: Her nose is so big she inhales with an echo!
Superstar: So you rent it out to michael jackson on the weekends?
Athletic: The bigger it is the faster it runs.
Convenience: his nose so big he needs mirrors to see around it
Sporting: his nose so big that people could go Bowling with his Boogers
Fairytale: his nose is so big, he makes pinnochio jealous.