Who Nose?

1. Obvious:  Excuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face.
2. Meteorological:  Everybody take cover. She’s going to blow.
3. Fashionable:  You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger. Like … Wyoming.
4. Personal:  Well, here we are. Just the three of us.
5. Punctual:  Alright gentlemen. Your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late.
6. Envious:  Oooo, I wish I were you. Gosh. To be able to smell your own ear.
7. Philosophical:   You know. It’s not the size of a nose thats important. It’s what’s in it that matters.
8. Humorous:  Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and its goodbye Seattle.
9. Commercial:  Hi, I’m Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
10. Polite:  Ah. Would you mind not bobbing your head. The orchestra keeps changing tempo.
11. Melodic:  Everybody! “He’s got the whole world in his nose.”
12. Sympathetic:  Oh, What happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God?
13. Complememtary:  You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on.
14. Scientific:  Say, does that thing there influence the tides.
15. Obscure:  Oh, I’d hate to see the grindstone.
16. Inquiry:  When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
17. French:  Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave.
18. Religious:  The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn’t He.
19. Disgusting:  Say, who mows your nose hair.
20. Aromatic:  It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee … in Brazil.

By: Steve Martin (Roxanne) 

 

My own…

Geographical: His nose was so big it had its own Zip Code!

AMPlified: Her nose is so big she inhales with an echo!

Superstar: So you rent it out to michael jackson on the weekends?

Athletic: The bigger it is the faster it runs.

Convenience: his nose so big he needs mirrors to see around it   

Sporting: his nose so big that people could go Bowling with his Boogers 

Fairytale: his nose is so big, he makes pinnochio jealous.