On Thursday night I was driving to some friends. On the way out frolicked a little deer onto the road. It was as if my car was a deer magnet! It hit my car hood and became instant venison before I could even slam on my breaks or swerve. Sorry all you animal lovers. So now I have a deer shaped dent on my car hood.

Some say I should get a new car…ha! Get rid of that station wagon are you crazy-sick? I just think this might be a good opportunity to pimp my ride! Yeah, maybe I’ll get a new hood with some exhaust scoops…and then some spinners for my dubs or subs with some kickin’ bass. Okay, maybe not!?

Anyone up for some deer jerky?