Some people accuse me of being corny. I think it’s because they just don’t get my humor. Seriously, I have a hard time remembering jokes. I have a storehouse of about about 5 jokes I use on a rotation (that I stole from other people):

1. Knock knock? Who’s there? Duane. Duane who? Duane the bathtub I’m drowning!!

2. What happened to the guy who farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew (my only religious joke)

3. What do you call 2 Spaniards on the back of a fire truck? Hose-A and Hose-B. (not meant to be a racial slur)

4. What do you get when you breed together a Rhinosurous and an Elephant? Elephino (my only dirty joke)

5. Why did the chicken cross the kitchen? to-eat, to-eat, to-eat (this is my new joke learned from PBS Kids last Saturday)